#I've never gotten one before

[cerealboxlore]

congrats, you’ve been chosen for my billy batson ramblings

so ya know how billy obviously can’t say the name shazam but we generally like captain marvel better so thats cool and all, but there’s also the headcanon and whatever where shazam is like his ‘true name’ of a sort?

and then ya also know how he can share his powers with people by having them hold on to the wooden staff and saying shazam?

what if he felt there was a situation where the jl temporarily needed his powers?

what if he’s too stubborn to say shazam since it’d out him (or he’s in a situation where it’d get him killed and therefore unable to grant them)?

what if this led to a parody of that one beetlejuice song?

Omg my first inbox person

AND THEY'RE NOT A BOT!!

There was a time where Billy did share his powers with some Justice League members in his little lego movie, LEGO DC SHAZAM: Magic and Monsters. I really liked it and found it very intriguing to think about more. I'd love to see more of this aspect of his power.

And

You may not believe this, but just the other day I was thinking of something very similar with the Beetlejuice song; only it included the wizard Shazam trying to convince Billy to say his name. Oh boy, if I could animate...

Aaa, I'd definitely be very interested to see more of what you're bringing up! The hesitation and fear of Billy not wanting to expose his secret identity and also not wanting to accidentally corrupt the league with the powers of the champion of magic, but desperately wanting to live to see another day. Some real trouble for Billy to face...

[piratespencil]

This is so funny to me. Reducing them down to their simplest attributes. Turning them into symbols.

[cozylittleartblog]

whip you into shape!!

print on my etsy

[mostlybirdsandphotos]

bewick's wren

[eldritchstormisanartblog]

SALVATION,

DAMNATION

[little-pup-pip]

Could you possibly make a moodboard themed around McDonald's (like with happy meals, playsets, Ronald-)? Without a pacifier please?

Sure thing!!

[jessmalia]

stiles and malia playlist: the only exception by paramore

and up until now, i had sworn to myself that i'm content with loneliness because none of it was ever worth the risk well, you are the only exception

[canisalbus]

Hello, I've been enjoying your art for a long time! My maternal family is Hungarian, and Vasco's coloring makes me think of lángos (which, if you don't know, is a fried flatbread that's a very popular streetfood). Continuing with the funny Vaschete metaphors, Vasco could be lángos and Machete could be the sour cream or shredded cheese

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[mischievouslittlecreature]

I'm really genuinely so confused as to why I keep getting asks from people telling me that they hope Tommy dumps or even kills Lucy and ends up with Lizzie instead. I've gotten multiple variations at this point of "Lucy deserves to be raped/killed/otherwise hurt because how dare she get in the way of Tommy and Lizzie's happiness." I've just been deleting and ignoring them, but it's gotten to the point where there've been so many that I legitimately do not understand what is happening or what I did to cause this kind of reaction.

Like, I get it. A lot of you love Lizzie and ship her with Tommy. I have never had any problem with that. But if that's the type of story you're after, GO READ SOME FUCKING LIZZIE X TOMMY FICS AND LEAVE ME ALONE.

This series has never been marked as a Lizzie x Tommy story. I'm so confused as to why so many seem to expect that relationship to be the endgame of the series, and not the one that the series is actually tagged with and written around. I'm really starting to question my own writing abilities at this point. Has my depiction of Tommy and Lucy's relationship actually been that off-putting? Is Lucy really that unlikable that everyone hopes she ends up alone and miserable for the rest of her life, or even fucking dead?

I just don't understand. Someone please explain it to me.

[flying-cat]

I can't imagine being anywhere near as insane as Trump supporters because my dad told me that he, earlier, drove past a guy putting a "Harris Walz 2024" sign outside his house and decided to yell out at him "TRUMP 2024 YOU COCKSUCKER" and flip him off. And he laughed when he told me because he thinks that yelling at a man (emphasized man because he thinks men should be "better" than women, and "better" would be voting for Trump in this case) who is voting for a "whore who slept her way to the top" (his exact words) is funny. And expected me to laugh with him. And got angry when I didn't and just stared at him in disbelief. Even though he already knows that I don't like Donald Trump. These people fully expect others to find their weird ass derogatory words and behavior FUNNY. Donald Trump is leading a cult of old people who he brainwashed into being delusional with him.

[bisexualshakespeare]

just got a tumblr email out of nowhere titled "Well, this should come as no surprise." and I legit thought they were announcing the end of the site

[jumpingbellara]

Oh hello, foreshadowing.

[coquelicoq]

[ID adapted from alt: Two panels (the first is on the left) from the Natsume's Book of Friends manga in which Natori uses the phrase "clowder of cats". The first is from chapter 101 and he's saying to Matoba, Natsume, and Nyanko-sensei, "So Ban is aware of the clowder of cats that Natsume saw." The second is from chapter 102 and he, Natsume, and sensei are looking at a dozen or so ceramic lucky cats surrounding a man passed out on the floor. Natori says, "Wow, this is a real 'clowder' of cats..." /end ID]

ugh gretchen stop trying to make clowder happen, it's not going to happen 🙄

[prolibytherium]

Okay I keep seeing this same fucking guy in my dreams and it's weirding me out because I don't know anyone who looks like this and it's SO consistent. It's this real tall skinny lanky pale guy in a sweaty white tank top. Shitty beard and mustache. Long ponytail. Receding hairline. Covered in horse tattoos. I'm usually trying to buy weed from him.

[rnoonsetter]

working on cowboy virginia. i fear this one will be more detailed than killers viriginia. i have no idea how to draw a gun.

[insert-something-funy-here]

After being in a Subspace cosplay all day I have new headcannons for him:

He's iron deficient, and generally malnourished, but bro has no iron. (I went to donate blood today but I was below the limit for it to be safe so I didn't get to)

He has at least some hypoesthesia in regards to temperature (ain't no way bro lives in an ice cold mountain range and is a okay wearing only one sleeve)

Part of something I did for my cosplay is get a voice modifier because I like to think that his face rotting affects his speech as well, so he has his mask make up for it (which makes his voice sound a bit robotic).

He would 100% get so annoyed everytime people ask him to say random stuff (people would ask me to say skibidi toilet and other stuff so much)

Part of why people go along with his plans is because they can't understand what he's saying half the time, plus he sounds super menacing, so better to just be a yesman than risk your eye

He has a replica stress ball of Medkit's eye (I painted a bouncey ball to look like Medkit's eye for the cosplay and it was actually so funny to throw around-)

Sadly I didn't bump into any other phighters but oh well! I got a decent amount of candy and people thought my costume was cool despite not recognizing it! (I also scared a lot of people too, apparently I sounded and looked intimidating lol!)

Pictures n stuff below!!!